26 June 2008

Save our brain cells

You know we unluckily lost millions or billions? of brain cells... wonder where did it go from? Unless we rescue our brain cells the lost property from Stomach under Tyne bus station before bin these in the sewage. We don't want those fishes to be brainier than us eh? Imagine they go humaning..

Zombie commuters

It was the 24th of June, yep that's Monday but quite out of the ordinary story. On the packed smelly and anxiety (obviously) train, I tediously was standing up (ungenerously and pitiful looking people who sat looking at us diginty people standing) stared at the Leeds new and new buildings, apparently they arrogontly are trying to beat beautiful Bradford.

I was thinking 'Why do commuters always nothing but doing zombie expression apart from reading the Sun newspaper which is suitable reading age as 10 years old and Guardian wannabe Metro too?' They need to show facial expression as same as us expressively Deaf people in case they would have any wrinkle (of course black people doesn't have screw up).

Passing new and old building, grr, as a Bradfordian guy, obnoxious! I just was switching off my mind while we approached the Leeds train station before I walked for 2 and half metres, don't ask me why not 3 metres, suddenly I bumped a petrified woman's back... I understand why we should be zombie...

29 January 2008

Heath Ledger the great


28 January 2008

Skin Implant

The parent is expecting a healthy baby very soon. They look around the baby shop for their unborn baby like Barbie/Action man or a cute brush. The father is dreaming of his daughter or son becoming a premiership football manager. The mother is dreaming of his daughter or son becoming a princess in England. Their expectations are so high, when it comes to new babies.

The mother is in the labour as the father supports her with breathing. She screamed and foul-mouthed at everyone but for those of pregnant women, that is very normal thing to say. Suddenly, the doctor and nurse’s face is not that the parent is waiting for.

The excited parent’s world turned upside down when they saw their new baby boy. It seems nothing wrong with it. He has got legs. He has got arms. He has got feet. He has got hands. He has got nose. He has got mouth. He has got everything we have. What the hell wrong with him? You wouldn’t see anything wrong with him. He is like every baby in the world.

But for his parent, they think that their black baby boy wouldn’t have a great life as white baby. Yes, just different skin from his parent.

The egotistical doctor or you call it a medical model, he strongly advised the parent to implant the white skin on their black baby otherwise he will struggle being a black person or being a second-citizen. So a newborn baby will improve his language development, white culture, well-manners, have to smile all the time (show his white teeth), talk or walk like a white person does, making a lot of new white friends, he will have a same level as white people academically and professionally if he went to white-only school, even won’t get into trouble like other black people stereotypically or so even his favourite line would be ‘I am not a racist but...’

As the parent openly asked about black people, the doctor suggested black people’s culture will affect their son’s process in the future.

Remember the parent’s expectations, the mother wants to give an Action man for her son’s birthday or the father is dreaming of his son becoming a premiership manager which black footballer rarely get a managerial job. As saying that, they realised it is too much for their son if they refuse to accept the white implant. They agreed with the doctor. They did it for relieving their worry and unhappiness with his blackness. Even before he could spell 'C-H-O-I-C-E'.

Their son has been implanted ‘white’.

The newspaper headlined ‘Good, clean and happy baby!’ The mother said "He is still black but we just want to give love and we know what’s best for my beautiful clean son, look at his face, he looks happy." The black community (some people call black activists 'Troublemakers') backlash at their decision. One of other people's views "The parent know best"… (Echoing)

Sadly, 25 years later, he is at the mental hospital not as a manager, not as a staff, not even as a chef. He is a patient.

It’s all because all so much fuss made him to be somebody, not himself. He is not very happy with himself at the moment…

His life would be very different if the parent invites black role models, not just ignorant or know-it-all medical or 'professional' models.

You can give a lot of love and happiness into your children naturally not medically. You can do same thing for Deaf children too.



By Ashton Jean-Pierre

Facebook world

On Monday evening, Penny walked in the street, reading a Mini-feed newspaper. Suddenly she jumped as she felt like someone shot her squashly shoulder.. actually her annoyingly friend George tap her hard behind Penny's behind without a warning. Penny frowned her sparkly eyes and crossed her arms. She could tell George's face as if he have got something good to tell her.

George said, 'Good news!' (he rolled his eyes up and nodded his head)... 'Of course, for me!' Penny unenthusiastically asked what the good news is.

George said, 'I added 803 friends so far!' 'I must be a good person or everyone love me!' He looked up in the sky for 7 seconds then he stroked his crappy hair.. said 'Oh yeah what do you think of my profile photo?' Penny thought 'He is getting be lonelier and lonelier every day'. She prefers adding REAL friends which has 31 friends.

2 days later. Penny got in the MSN bar and saw George again. He unexpectly asked Penny something. 'Why didn't you answer my question about my profile photo?' Fortunately Penny ran out of the MSN bar.

Next day, George was lying to his fake friends that Penny and him got on very well. Actually he deleted her mobile number furiously.

Penny and George painfully ignored each other, even at the MSN bar. This awkward situation henced her to go to the Camfrog bar.

Suddenly, she felt someone shot her shoulder again.....


'Shitbook happens!' she screamed.

23 January 2008

Black consciousness

Banksy... (wannabe)

Are these genuine?












Hooliganism (white on white violence)









23 October 2007

What make Miss Deaf World 2007 content good?

1) Don't hire Deaf-impaired who is an organiser. Must be Deaf.

2) Ban Hitler's great-granddaughters, British empire-supporters & any girls who did vote for Danielle to be crowned of Miss Great Britain in 2006.

3) Miss Ukraine 2007 should be sent into bunch of aggressive African monkey in Zimbabwe.

4) Blindfold those white models to like non-white models.

5) Due to her loss, Miss Lithunia 2007 should be awarded for Best BNP member.

08 October 2007

Power to the Leedians














































































02 September 2007

Unemployed today, employed tomorrow!

I am so looking forward to working as a Deaf instructor at Cottingley Primary School (mainstream/sign-bilingualism) in Leeds, starts tomorrow!

Yay!

17 August 2007

Who's who?

Blackpool Rally (Deafpool) in 2003. Could you send comment here if you recognise any of them? You could win your trip ticket to Mary Hare(!)


16 August 2007

My new baby

My new baby called Pentax K100D DLSR!! I am so excited! I will feed her alot and saying 'I love you' every day....


13 August 2007

NiceRacca but nicer

This is Rachel. I often call her 'Racy' or 'NiceRacca', as most people know her as NaughtyRacca which I was't agreeing with ! She was bit annoyed with the name NiceRacca but apparently she is really really nice and lovely.
My best friend Ovais first introduced her to me 3 years ago. Thanks pal!
We have been dating on and off but we are still great friends. It was too good to be true... She finally found his right man Wayne, I can see her happiness whenever she is with him. I am pleased to tell you that she just had a baby girl called Chloe Hope on Sunday 12th Aug. This is my first god-daughter. I will visit and congratulate them this week. Great thing was when she arrived at Guyana airport from the UK, I put up the cardboard says 'Nice but nicer', it definitely annoyed her! I would like to put great memory pictures of our first holiday together in Guyana, South America and Dominica, West Indies in 2006.




























































12 August 2007

Shot for fire

I took photos of a female fire-spinner at my VSO's fund-raising event at the Dominican Assocation, Bradford wheresa my Mum organised in 2005. Using Olympus digital camera.
















































































Captured by my digital camera

Honestly, I really don't like digital cameras because it only control itself most of the time but as using my 4 years old digital camera Olympus AF 3x op. zoom, I took these photos in my imaginative way. You can do great pictures by any kind of cameras.





























Capture myself


10 August 2007

Ash