You are wayne-r!

I am talking about Wayne Bridge the left-back Chelsea player. He is officially a cheat. He is left-back obviously. Yeah that's Asshley Hole. His wife was once racist calling a toliet attendent who is black (no, not British Empire era) a black bitch, unfortuntely born-bred Bradford singer Kim Walsh's mate.

Anyway Asshley Hole must advise Wayne-r to act wound, shot by a sniper. Why? Wayne-r has been talked to the linesman afterward, then that fool told referee. Send our hold-a-heart player off.

I think young guns should deserve a win because they are not rich bastards like £100,000,000 players. We played much better than those diamond-diggers.

Well done, Theo Walcott for your first goal!