Take Paris Hilton back to the jail please

I would like to charge Paris Hilton for making people sympathise her over her feckin' extremely-short stay at jail.

What evidence?

1) Spiritual Warrior
2) Count Your Blessings
3) The Power of Kabbalah
4) The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment
5) Holy Bible

That attention-seeker who think the world THINK she is the new Marilyn Monore, (as if) carried these books to show off with a BIG designer bag. Why doesn't she just put these in her BIG BAG?

Whenever you see her with these 'unread' books, please please please take these back to Waterstone's. Real criminals who deserved the long-term need it.